i wish i had kim kardashian’s talent of not having any talent and making money out of it
(Source: lnternetexplorers)
- friend: you should've come with us!
- me: an invitation might have helped
extreme makeover: home edition
- girl: i kinda like horses.
- ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
This is how the rain looks like when you’re up there.
(Source: kingschultz)
(Source: coleslaws)
shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet
I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet
Food Diary- Day 1
Okay. I have decided (as part of my recovery) to write down everything I eat. To write it honestly and try to work out how normal my eating habits are.
If anyone does want to comment on if this enough food or how healthy it looks, please send me a message. I gave up on my dietician a while ago, but even though I admit I need help- I’m too stubborn to go back to her. So any input would be appreciated.
I’m so metal I’m on the periodic table of elements
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
(Source: ihateallyourgods)
Episode #94 “Joker’s Millions’
